| *Marshall high fives Barney* | |
| Barney: | Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon. |
| Marshall: | Wow, that was really specific. |
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I slept with her once and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection!
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